What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.