What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish