How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.