What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little