What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.