What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!