What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

What if one of your testicle is smaller than other?

What would you do

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.