What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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What do you call someone who worships testicles?

Sacrilegious.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.