Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!