What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.