How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.