How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.