What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on