What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!