Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.