How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha