What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.