What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court