What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.