What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!