What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!