How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold