How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.