What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.