Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
just add a G and now she's gone.
Their cicadan rhythm is off
He nuts and bolts
He falls off
A humpty-dumpty!
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
