One for the money, two for the show.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
One....Two...One, Two...
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
In the West Bank
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Santa's little Elvis.