Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.