Cause they be quacking jokes
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Cause they can't protect their towers.
Duck tape!
Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !