Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.