How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little