How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.