What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice