What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!