What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"