What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent