How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.