How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.