How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

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The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!