Shot it!
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations
Aw shucks!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Donald, Duck!
A lunartick.
Bugs Bunny