What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny