What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.