Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis?

The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner