Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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The Captain's Log.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts