How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.