How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.