What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*