What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.