a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
You think you've got AIDS
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!