Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

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Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.