Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Because then the children have to play inside.

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An Edison

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A: Someone stole the book.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards