How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.