What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.