What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Udder Disaster Jokes More Udder Disaster Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster