What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.