How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.