How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.