How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!