Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Suffocate Jokes More Suffocate Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation