Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.