How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!