How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie