What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.