How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.