How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!