How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.