How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.