How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.