How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.