Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.